I hope they don't have kids

We have no clue the story behind this car we saw in the parking lot, so we made some educated guesses.

My fictitious caption to the story:
Derek Bauer, owner of a local lobster rubber-band manufacturing plant, will soon be ticked that some alleged female has mistaken his car for Mark's.

My roommate's fictitious caption to the story:
Mark, the ever grammatical elitist, left his wife not so much for the vandalistic display of hate, but because he could not relish the fact that his own spouse would leave a question mark off a blatantly interrogative sentence.

Quick thoughts/rants/blurbs/resultsofboredom

-One of the most common outlashes of the Fashion Police is against the wearing of socks with sandals. Hey, what if I want to wear socks cause they're comfortable, but don't want my feet to sweat that much. There is no solution to my problem other than wearing socks with sandals you bastards.

-Man, I seriously recommend reading Searching for God Knows What. At least five of those chapters are ranked in my top 6 most profound chapters I've ever read.

-My mom is going through chemotherapy for her breast cancer. She has no hair and my brothers shaved her head the other night. Honestly, I don't I could have done that without crying. But anyways, she has a wig. She now looks like Mrs. Cleaver (even though I've never actually seen her or that show or a beaver for that matter).

-I like Hillary more than most conservatives. She's smart and she was one of the first democrats to compliment some decisions made concerning Iraq. I respect her for that...or any politician who can acknowledge that the other side is doing something well.

-I am thoroughly enjoying Rob Edwards teaching right now. Which has made me want to study the book of Mark....probably the first time ever that I've actually really studied the Bible on my own.

-Please do not rent trucks from Uhaul. Not because I work for Penske, but because I am a fellow human being who cares about others and doth not want them stranded on the side of the road.

-I don't have cable. I basically have TBS and 5 crappy Christian channels. If I have to choose between Tyler Perry's House of Payne, The Bill Engvall Show, and back-to-back-to-back-to-back Everybody Loves Raymond reruns, I choose death.

Still trying to figure this thing out

i don't know what i'm going to do the rest of my life, but I do know that I will at some point in my life (God-willing) be involved with these:

- I will be a teacher at a Christian school.
- I will live in Cherokee, North Carolina and be involved somehow in the lives of the Cherokee people helping them either economically, socially, and/or spiritually.
- I will coach baseball whether that's at a school, my son's team, or a random little league team.
- I will have skin cancer.